OK, it's time for an update! What's brought this on? Well, it's a boy-girl test I found on Selkie's profile! It's a bit wonky:

Your Guy Side..

[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against guys on a team. (didn't have much choice - that's how we did things at school ^.~ )
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an Xbox
[ ] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with power rangers. (they've always been cheap and tacky, ask me if I liked Teenaged Mutant Hero Turtles or Dangermouse, FFS)
[x] You watch sports on TV. (The FIFA World Cup, and the UEFA European Football Championship, I'm not into club football)
[x] Gory movies are cool. (well, some are...)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards. (I used to collect football (real football) cards, simply to fit in. I had no idea who the guys on them were)
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (within reason...)
[ ] Sports are fun. (I detest playing them, because I'm terrible at them)
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You wear boxers. (only recently)

Total = 7 points.

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Your Girl Side..

[x] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop. (I love to AQUIRE! Not to shop )
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You go to your mom for advice. (to be fair on dad, I don't go to either of them. Dad is most certainly the most sane of the two though)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport. (um...?)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. (how is this girly?! Black is a slimming colour!)
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (WHAAAAA?!)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (Oh, that would have been hilarious)
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (In boy mode I'm ready in about 15 minutes. In girl mode, it's easily over an hour)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. (I don't smile that much, I giggle more than I smile, which is kinda backward I guess)
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I WISH I had more than ten pairs)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] You wear girl underwear. (Well, some of the time)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I played with anything, frankly. I was non-discriminatory)
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 14 points.

So I'm officially twice as womanly as I am manly now? Um. I don't really go with that (partly because it seems a bit culturally biased toward America) and partly because the person who originally did it seems a bit confused (mostly the black thing, most of my dresses are black! Black is a SLIMMING colour, damn your eyes!). Not that it matters, as it's a bit wonky for a crossdresser like myself to do a test like this. See, I spend most of my life as a bloke. An ordinary bloke. I love scifi, I watch some sport sometimes, I have guy friends. I'm not a macho guy. I'm an average build, I'm slightly taller than average... that's it. I don't tick an extraordinary amount of guy boxes. But for the girl boxes, I tick a load more, and the reason for this is that when indulging in my feminine side I like to go all-out. But that feminine side is only a part of my life, however much I wish it was a bigger part. So yeah, it's a wonky test.

What else? I got my bum handed to me in my one and only DA competition over at nancyboycenterfolds. I came last (well, second to last, but the only one below me was a picture of some underpants) so that was a rather embarrassing lesson for me (try harder, do better pictures, or don't bother). Le sigh.

Otherwise, everything has gone fine, everyone here has been pretty supportive, angels have sung, monkeys have flown. Y'know, the usual.